Once upon a time, I mocked people with blogs. Generally, I’m mocked them with an exaggerated southern accent. “Oh, wait while I type that in uhMah Balaaaawwwwwguh.” That was very rude of me.Tumblr (3.0; @kidd)http://kidd.tumblr.com/Hearing educated women who self-identify as feminists discuss how they “totally get” why...http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/269130039http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/269130039Fri, 04 Dec 2009 10:44:07 -0500Today my bff forwarded me an e-mail about grief.  It rang true, and then I just kind of shut down. ...http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/264575016http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/264575016Tue, 01 Dec 2009 01:28:10 -0500stfubelievers: I hate this shit. http://twitter.com/CHRISTmasButton When I used to be a cashier, I...http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/263716723http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/263716723Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:29:05 -0500<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt66rdW5Y31qa98tio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://trustinc.tumblr.com/post/245181959/nuff-said" target="_blank">trustinc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>nuff said</p> </blockquote> <p>Love the costume changes.</p>http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/263712708http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/263712708Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:24:00 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/M-3yswHFUNc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/M-3yswHFUNc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>WTF?  The Jayhawks had music videos?  With Mary Louise Parker?  The video sucks, but sometimes I get lunch from the second guitarist’s wife.  She’s rad.  The end.</p>http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/260121536http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/260121536Fri, 27 Nov 2009 20:52:36 -0500Birthdays aren’t my thing.  I don’t find the perfect, thoughtful gift that embodies the...http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/257211905http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/257211905Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:13:28 -0500<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt9a60qfqL1qz76fxo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://stfubelievers.tumblr.com/post/251172756/hypocrisywithapostrophes" target="_blank">stfubelievers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://feminanimal.tumblr.com/post/251084450/hypocrisywithapostrophes" target="_blank">feminanimal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://pleasedontsqueezetheshaman.tumblr.com/post/250976315/hypocrisywithapostrophes" target="_blank">pleasedontsqueezetheshaman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://my-ear-trumpet.tumblr.com/post/250973520/hypocrisywithapostrophes" target="_blank">my-ear-trumpet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mysticalhawthorn.tumblr.com/post/249939154/hypocrisywithapostrophes" target="_blank">mysticalhawthorn</a>:</p> <p><a href="http://jesusislove.tumblr.com/post/247825854/damnedifyouforget-1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-crownofstorms" target="_blank">jesusislove</a>:<a href="http://damnedifyouforget.tumblr.com/post/247822638/kdyldy-izelana-ratherconfused" target="_blank">damnedifyouforget</a>:<a href="http://kdyldy.tumblr.com/post/247762567/izelana-ratherconfused-kevintenenbaum" target="_blank">1</a>:<a href="http://izelana.tumblr.com/post/247730693" target="_blank">2</a>:<a href="http://ratherconfused.tumblr.com/post/247728676/kevintenenbaum-stephaniechrist" target="_blank">3</a>:<a href="http://kevintenenbaum.tumblr.com/post/247725304/stephaniechrist-jessicasunshine-silas216" target="_blank">4</a>:<a href="http://stephaniechrist.tumblr.com/post/247698763/jessicasunshine-silas216-thebaffled-who" target="_blank">5</a>:<a href="http://jessicasunshine.tumblr.com/post/247696473/silas216-thebaffled-who-and-their-comma" target="_blank">6</a>:<a href="http://silas216.tumblr.com/post/247693926/thebaffled-who-and-their-comma-isnt-on-this" target="_blank">7</a>:<a href="http://thebaffled.tumblr.com/post/247585716/who-and-their-comma-isnt-on-this-naughty-list" target="_blank">8</a>:<a href="http://crownofstorms.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">crownofstorms</a></p> <p>…Homework, Family Guy, JAM JARS THAT WON’T OPEN…</p> </blockquote> <p>Loose Listers, Bad Font Fondlers, Apostrophe Apostatizers…</p> </blockquote> <p>I love that I am included on this list…a few times.</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m in here more than once as well.</p> </blockquote> <p><3 the devil?  You might be a “high fullutent sophisticated swine sports nut’s.”</p> <p>I want to make my own sign:</p> <p>I get it, you love Jesus, but why does it follow that you</p> <ul> <li>can’t drive for crap</li> <li>couldn’t place an apostrophe correctly if the rapture depended on it</li> <li>shroud your bigotry in piety</li> <li>wouldn’t know a critical thought if it nailed you to a cross</li> <li>hate women</li> <li>love ugly stuff</li> </ul>http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/254429138http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/254429138Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:45:22 -0500<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktdbjoEEfD1qzeucjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://stfubelievers.tumblr.com/post/249831240/the-schadenfreude-of-watching-a-self-proclaimed" target="_blank">stfubelievers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“The schadenfreude of watching a self-proclaimed christian regurgitate someone else’s propaganda without taking a critical look at the scripture passage cited is delicious, no? ”</p> <p>It is amazing that people can take something like prayer and not only make it completely self-absorbed, but also make it completely condescending. It’s dispicable how often Christian’s take their own text out of context to use it against people.</p> <p>(Thanks K for the <a href="http://stfuconservatives.tumblr.com/post/249835403" target="_blank">double whammy</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>Because I lack impulse control, I copied and pasted this hot mess to both STFUconservatives and STFUbelievers yesterday.  Facebook friends, consider yourself warned.</p> <p>In other news, I’m ready to let my bitch flag fly.</p>http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/249861476http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/249861476Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:44:29 -0500Today is our 4th anniversary.  When I awoke this morning, that horrible “Happy...http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/207515951http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/207515951Thu, 08 Oct 2009 08:46:26 -0400Four years, six figures, and a handful of really good friends is the net total of my college years. ...http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/198589926http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/198589926Sun, 27 Sep 2009 17:38:05 -0400<a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/09/24/earlyshow/leisure/celebspot/main5335218.shtml">OMG! WTF, MP?</a>http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/196007673http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/196007673Thu, 24 Sep 2009 15:47:00 -0400Dear Nate’s Taco Truck and associated taco truck operators, Thank you for the delicious $2.50...http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/195176352http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/195176352Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:14:00 -0400It’s been pretty dark around here lately.  That’s fine, I suppose, that’s how I...http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/194926137http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/194926137Wed, 23 Sep 2009 07:59:07 -0400STFU!http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/193863975http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/193863975Mon, 21 Sep 2009 23:57:41 -0400Help name our new blog: Ever had really good food from an inauspicious strip mall restaurant?  We...http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/190289489http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/190289489Thu, 17 Sep 2009 12:16:06 -0400<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kq4h3b0hn01qzngydo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A former coworker’s status update that made my day.</p>http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/190270746http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/190270746Thu, 17 Sep 2009 11:45:00 -0400 Missing items were located! Missing items were located in someone else’s closet! Missing...http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/189500367http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/189500367Wed, 16 Sep 2009 13:37:11 -0400<a href="http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/279290">If you're angry, don't read this</a>http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/189459286http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/189459286Wed, 16 Sep 2009 12:26:09 -0400I’ve been pissed off lately.  Not about anything in particular, just pissed off in general.  I...http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/189441200http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/189441200Wed, 16 Sep 2009 11:55:29 -0400It took my mom dying for me to realize that her mother and my husband’s mother existed only as...http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/182467151http://kidd.tumblr.com/post/182467151Mon, 07 Sep 2009 22:17:06 -0400